This is a story about my friend Daniela. I tried living without her for six months when she stopped talking to me. It was tough. I had to resort to stalking. But eventually, I wore her down.

Some might say we have a dysfunctional relationship (and by some, I mean me), but apparently that’s part of the attraction. So what if she verbally berates me, I know that’s just her way of showing me she cares. And perhaps there may have been a couple physical “altercations” but I’m sure she meant those to be affectionate. Hm…maybe I should rethink this.

Well, regardless, we’re friends again. At least for today.