OK, this is kind of a silly question since, although I’ve already had several quarter-life crises, my life is actually far from over. But apparently I’m “no spring chicken,” as several friends have told me lately. Admittedly, I sometimes feel like I should have done more by now. Some of the things I wish I had already accomplished:

• Traveled more
• Traveled alone more and really embraced my gypsy lifestyle
• Become a pop star
• Married a rich husband so I could become a trophy wife
• Divorced my rich husband so I could take half
• Lived in more cities, in the US and internationally
• Written that damn novel
• Taken a break from my pop music career to dabble in movies

Alas, my life hasn’t been quite this glamorous, but I suppose it hasn’t been all that bad either! I guess now I just have to add these things to my to-do list.